Everyday for the past week, we have received phone calls from Hillary Clinton. Of course, ALL the calls are a recording and she sounds frantic about something Barack Obama has said against her or her husband, Bill. I understand someone being upset about someone trying to smear their “good name”. However to receive the same frantic recorded message each day is a big turn off, especially when you are waking me up early in the morning and on weekends.

At first, I understood. The second call I had a conversation with you telling you “Hellllooooo Hillary! How are you today? Do you want to meet for lunch today or tomorrow? Let me check with my secretary.” The rest of the calls are starting to seem like a stalker. Isn’t there a law on the books against repeatedly calling someone? You should know you are a lawyer.

By the way, Hillary, when did you move to Virginia to call me? I thought you lived in New York or do you live part-time in Arkansas? I am not sure where you live anymore with the number of phone calls from you. I do know you live on Earth. Earth to Hillary, please don’t call everyday to tell me the same ole’ thing girl. I know women love to gossip but this is getting to be old news. You don’t have to sound frantic anymore; I think the people have gotten the point by now. Be sure to tell Bill hi and the next time you are in our neck of the woods, please stay for dinner. We don’t charge a thousand dollars a plate to talk to you either. We show you how we manage to feed our whole family dinner for under $5. So be sure to stop by for some Southern hospitality but please get my point, don’t call everyday telling me the same ole stuff. Heck, my relatives only call once or twice a month and that is enough for me. Can I add you to that list too?